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March 31 HellloooJinxie wanted to leave pawprints here for everyone,
but I asked her to let me put something in here
first...
 November 04 In Hiding...Hello Friends.
I have been in hiding forrr much too long.
So far, I have managed to avoid the Jag,
but I have had some verrrrry close calls!
I am having to make this a short post,
as I am borrowing someone else's computer.
I don't dare to go home at the moment,
the last time I headed there, the Jag was
idling on the street in front of my house.
Blessings on you all!
And hopefully the situation will be
rrrresolved soon! September 26 Hexing the JagAs I was prowling through the back alley strip mall,
the enticing areeeeooowma of smoked salmon
ticled my whiskers, I glanced curiously around,
my fine tail twitching.
A new restaurant, meowhaps?
This late in the afternoon, the tall buildings had begun to cast
ghostly shadows into every stoop. I padded along quietly,
minding my own purrrrrsonal business. I was in a
peaceful mood this fine day and not up to my usual
high jinx.
And then I saw it. Straight up ahead.
The hair on my neck started to crrrrrrrrawl......
Don't try to purrrrsuade me this wasn't the same car!
Horror of horrors, it came RIGHT AT ME!
Thank heavens for my protection spell! Jag missed me
by a mile as I leapt nimbly into a stoop. He scratched
his paint on a dumpster that wasn't flush with the
building and I could hear the metallic scrrrrape as it
peeled through the paint into the metal body.
That one had to hurt! As my heart slowed back to
normal, anger took the place of fear. I had forrrrtunately
prepared a hex forr just this occurrence!
Four Thieves Vinegar
The name of the person/object you wish to curse is written
on a piece of paper.
The paper is soaked in vinegar. The paper is then allowed
to dry and then is burned.
It is the ashes of this paper you use in the ritual.
Four Thieves Vinegar can be sprinkled on an enemy's
door step to break up their home, or you can sprinkle
it in their pathway to cause harm.
To a gallon of strong cider vinegar, add a handful
of the following:
Rosemary
Wormwood
Lavendar
Rue
Sage
Mint
Add one ounce of powdered camphor gum.
Tightly close the container with the cider vinegar
and herbs in it.
Place this container in a pan of water and heat
until the water begins to boil.
Always shake this mixture before heating.
Heat daily for four days.
Strain the herbs from the liquid, bottle and keep
tightly closed.
September 22 Death By Road Kill....Ambling over to my sexy neighbor's yard, in the hopes of catching his purrrrsonal attention, I decided to nap on his porch for a few minutes. He rrrreally curls my whiskers with his sleek black furr and ocean-blue eyes. I couldn't have been asleep more than a tick-tock when I opened my eyes to a most horrifying sight. My neighbor was murdered before my very eyes! The villian ran him over with his Jaguarrrrrrr (nasty foreign cat-mobile!). And I am sure he noticed me witnessing his horrendous crime! Grief and fear battling within me, I ran mewling back to my sanctuary. Within minutes, I had my protection spell in place. No crazed human will run me over with a badly named automobile!
Protection Spell
All acts of negativity will now return threefold to thee. All bad you try to send my way upon your own self will hold sway. All actions, thoughts and words of hate become your own decided fate. By all up high, the worlds and wise by oceans wide and deep blue skies by day and night, and powers three this is my will, so mote it be! September 18 Curses on Cousin Banshee!What an Ameowzingly great evening we had going out to dinner,
indulging in a fancy feast gourmet dinner....
The table was lit by candleabra light, a steamy cauldron
of catfish chowder tickling our kittenish senses.
It would have been purrrrrfect except the little incident
with cousin Banshee torching his whiskers. A swish of my
tail took care of the problem, but the smell of singed
furrrr followed me home. Curses on cousin Banshee!
I will get even by using a Safe Revenge Spell!
After all, he did spoil my evening....
Safe Revenge Spell
This is a truely superbly wicked spell, so good, it's actually
good! Taking the Law of Three into consideration, this is how
to make a spell for revenge or to hurt someone back who's
hurt you, but at the same time how to remain perfectly safe and
serve the highest good of all concerned - and possibly even
make a fat karmic profit in the process.
This is how it works.
Consider the person in question, and especially their shortcomings
in totality. Now consider their higher self as well, and how they
are totally failing to living up to being anything like that.
Now choose a POSITIVE QUALITY that if it was bestowed
on this person, would create maximum conflict and damage in their
lives. For example, a vicious drug dealer who exploits people
would have a really hard time of it if they were to develop
a conscience, all of a sudden. Or if their heart was to open to
love and understanding, or if they were to develop deep insight
into how their actions affect others, or how what they're
doing is totally not what the creative order likes or desires.
For such a person, just about any positive quality, such as:
honour
love
freedom
vision
understanding
clarity
intelligence
heart & soul opening
connecting to higher spiritual sources
enlightenment
...etc. would cause a real "crash and burn" in their
current activities/incarnational unfoldments.
Their "muppet identity" would fall apart and they would
suffer GREATLY in the process. You, on the other hand,
if you were to get these back threefold, will GAIN greatly.
You stand to profit thrice-
Firstly, you get your revenge and suffering payback
on the muppet level;
Secondly, you get to do "the right thing" in consultation
with their higher selves;
Thirdly, YOU get back what YOU send out threefold as a
bonus.
Ready?
Light a single, simple candle and sit before it.
Call up the person and the person's higher self.
Ask the higher self for a quality which would
derail that person's current muppet life.
Now, speak that quality and gift it to the person:
UPON THE PLANES IN WHICH I LIVE,
THE GIFT OF (insert quality) I NOW GIVE,
TO (insert name of revenge target) WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL,
TO CHANGE (him/her) AND TO MAKE (him/her) WHOLE;
BY ALL ON HIGH AND LAW OF THREE,
THIS IS MY WILL, SO SHALL IT BE.
Visualise the person strongly in the candle flame for a short but intense
time, then blow out the candle.
It is done. September 15 Meow MenuMeow Menu
Special of the Day:
Love Potion
On todays Meow Menu, a tummy rubbing good recipe for a Love Potion.
No pussy footing around here. I'm a real minx about potions.
So pull on your apron, rub your paw over your whiskers and
mix up this divine concoction.
You'll need a few large apples, cinnamon, yarrow, spring water, salt, and an enameled or cast-iron saucepan. These are often associated with love and passion. If it is to your orientation, it is often helpful to bless or consecrate these_components. Concentrate on your goal while preparing this potion: Slice the apples place them into the saucepan, coat with cinnamon, and cover with yarrow. Put in enough water to submerge the contents and add a small sprinkling of salt. Stir clockwise on low heat, incanting a love charm of your own making. Bring to a simmer for about 90 minutes, strain and place into a dark jar. Put a few drops into your favorite aftershave or cologne and wear it every 4 days. The magick stays after the scent fades.
September 14 Introducing Jinx
Hello everybody! This is the purrrrfect time to introduce myself.
My name is Jinx.....and I'm here to enchant you. I intend to
mystify your mind with jinxes, curses, hexes and voodoo magic!
I'm extending my claws in friendship and scratching out a few
magical feelers. Won't you join me on an interesting journey?
This should be whisker lickin' yummy! |
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