~Jinx~

Helllooo

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:12:21 GMT

Jinxie wanted to leave pawprints here for everyone,

but I asked her to let me put something in here

first...

Questions

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:06:48 GMT

Haven't any of you wondered who I am?

In Hiding...

Sat, 04 Nov 2006 23:42:14 GMT

Hello Friends.

I have been in hiding forrr much too long.

So far, I have managed to avoid the Jag,

but I have had some verrrrry close calls!

I am having to make this a short post,

as I am borrowing someone else's computer.

I don't dare to go home at the moment,

the last time I headed there, the Jag was

idling on the street in front of my house.

Blessings on you all!

And hopefully the situation will be

rrrresolved soon!

Hexing the Jag

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:43:32 GMT

As I was prowling through the back alley strip mall,

the enticing areeeeooowma of smoked salmon

ticled my whiskers, I glanced curiously around,

my fine tail twitching.

A new restaurant, meowhaps?

This late in the afternoon, the tall buildings had begun to cast

ghostly shadows into every stoop. I padded along quietly,

minding my own purrrrrsonal business. I was in a

peaceful mood this fine day and not up to my usual

high jinx.

And then I saw it. Straight up ahead.

The hair on my neck started to crrrrrrrrawl......

Don't try to purrrrsuade me this wasn't the same car!

Horror of horrors, it came RIGHT AT ME!

Thank heavens for my protection spell! Jag missed me

by a mile as I leapt nimbly into a stoop. He scratched

his paint on a dumpster that wasn't flush with the

building and I could hear the metallic scrrrrape as it

peeled through the paint into the metal body.

That one had to hurt! As my heart slowed back to

normal, anger took the place of fear. I had forrrrtunately

prepared a hex forr just this occurrence!

Four Thieves Vinegar

The name of the person/object you wish to curse is written

on a piece of paper.

The paper is soaked in vinegar. The paper is then allowed

to dry and then is burned.

It is the ashes of this paper you use in the ritual.

Four Thieves Vinegar can be sprinkled on an enemy's

door step to break up their home, or you can sprinkle

it in their pathway to cause harm.

To a gallon of strong cider vinegar, add a handful

of the following:

Rosemary

Wormwood

Lavendar

Rue

Sage

Mint

Add one ounce of powdered camphor gum.

Tightly close the container with the cider vinegar

and herbs in it.

Place this container in a pan of water and heat

until the water begins to boil.

Always shake this mixture before heating.

Heat daily for four days.

Strain the herbs from the liquid, bottle and keep

tightly closed.

Death By Road Kill....

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:29:37 GMT

Ambling over to my sexy neighbor's yard, in the hopes of catching his purrrrsonal attention, I decided to nap on his porch for a few minutes. He rrrreally curls my whiskers with his sleek black furr and ocean-blue eyes. I couldn't have been asleep more than a tick-tock when I opened my eyes to a most horrifying sight. My neighbor was murdered before my very eyes! The villian ran him over with his Jaguarrrrrrr (nasty foreign cat-mobile!). And I am sure he noticed me witnessing his horrendous crime! Grief and fear battling within me, I ran mewling back to my sanctuary. Within minutes, I had my protection spell in place. No crazed human will run me over with a badly named automobile!

Protection Spell

All acts of negativity will now return threefold to thee. All bad you try to send my way upon your own self will hold sway. All actions, thoughts and words of hate become your own decided fate. By all up high, the worlds and wise by oceans wide and deep blue skies by day and night, and powers three this is my will, so mote it be!

Curses on Cousin Banshee!

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:38:44 GMT

What an Ameowzingly great evening we had going out to dinner,

indulging in a fancy feast gourmet dinner....

The table was lit by candleabra light, a steamy cauldron

of catfish chowder tickling our kittenish senses.

It would have been purrrrrfect except the little incident

with cousin Banshee torching his whiskers. A swish of my

tail took care of the problem, but the smell of singed

furrrr followed me home. Curses on cousin Banshee!

I will get even by using a Safe Revenge Spell!

After all, he did spoil my evening....

Safe Revenge Spell

This is a truely superbly wicked spell, so good, it's actually

good! Taking the Law of Three into consideration, this is how

to make a spell for revenge or to hurt someone back who's

hurt you, but at the same time how to remain perfectly safe and

serve the highest good of all concerned - and possibly even

make a fat karmic profit in the process.

This is how it works.

Consider the person in question, and especially their shortcomings

in totality. Now consider their higher self as well, and how they

are totally failing to living up to being anything like that.

Now choose a POSITIVE QUALITY that if it was bestowed

on this person, would create maximum conflict and damage in their

lives. For example, a vicious drug dealer who exploits people

would have a really hard time of it if they were to develop

a conscience, all of a sudden. Or if their heart was to open to

love and understanding, or if they were to develop deep insight

into how their actions affect others, or how what they're

doing is totally not what the creative order likes or desires.

For such a person, just about any positive quality, such as:

honour

love

freedom

vision

understanding

clarity

intelligence

heart & soul opening

connecting to higher spiritual sources

enlightenment

...etc. would cause a real "crash and burn" in their

current activities/incarnational unfoldments.

Their "muppet identity" would fall apart and they would

suffer GREATLY in the process. You, on the other hand,

if you were to get these back threefold, will GAIN greatly.

You stand to profit thrice-

Firstly, you get your revenge and suffering payback

on the muppet level;

Secondly, you get to do "the right thing" in consultation

with their higher selves;

Thirdly, YOU get back what YOU send out threefold as a

bonus.

Ready?

Light a single, simple candle and sit before it.

Call up the person and the person's higher self.

Ask the higher self for a quality which would

derail that person's current muppet life.

Now, speak that quality and gift it to the person:

UPON THE PLANES IN WHICH I LIVE,

THE GIFT OF (insert quality) I NOW GIVE,

TO (insert name of revenge target) WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL,

TO CHANGE (him/her) AND TO MAKE (him/her) WHOLE;

BY ALL ON HIGH AND LAW OF THREE,

THIS IS MY WILL, SO SHALL IT BE.

Visualise the person strongly in the candle flame for a short but intense

time, then blow out the candle.

It is done.

Meow Menu

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:57:49 GMT

Meow Menu

Special of the Day:

Love Potion

On todays Meow Menu, a tummy rubbing good recipe for a Love Potion.

No pussy footing around here. I'm a real minx about potions.

So pull on your apron, rub your paw over your whiskers and

mix up this divine concoction.

You'll need a few large apples, cinnamon, yarrow, spring water, salt, and an enameled or cast-iron saucepan. These are often associated with love and passion. If it is to your orientation, it is often helpful to bless or consecrate these_components. Concentrate on your goal while preparing this potion: Slice the apples place them into the saucepan, coat with cinnamon, and cover with yarrow. Put in enough water to submerge the contents and add a small sprinkling of salt. Stir clockwise on low heat, incanting a love charm of your own making. Bring to a simmer for about 90 minutes, strain and place into a dark jar. Put a few drops into your favorite aftershave or cologne and wear it every 4 days. The magick stays after the scent fades.

Introducing Jinx

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:01:14 GMT

Hello everybody! This is the purrrrfect time to introduce myself.

My name is Jinx.....and I'm here to enchant you. I intend to

mystify your mind with jinxes, curses, hexes and voodoo magic!

I'm extending my claws in friendship and scratching out a few

magical feelers. Won't you join me on an interesting journey?

This should be whisker lickin' yummy!

Photo Album: March 31

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:14:11 GMT

March 31

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Photo Album: Family Photos

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:26:43 GMT

Family Photos

Daddy

Momma

Big Brother

Uncle Shade

Great Grandma

Cousin Royalty

Little Sister

Little Brother

Me and Sibs

More Photos...

Custom List: Curses For These

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:45:41 GMT

Curses For These

tape on my feet
rubberband on my tail
baths
car rides
mean dogs
vacuum cleaners
hair dryers

Custom List: Things to Purr About

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:41:57 GMT

Things to Purr About

Catnip
warm cream
a scratching post
wiggling toes
tummy rubs
back scratches
sunny windows
pretty yarn
my fleece-lined bed
a nice paper bag
pretty curtains to climb
big closets
dancing rays of light

Custom List: MEOW MENU

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:50:17 GMT

MEOW MENU

DISCLAIMER
Any potions, spells, charms, etc. on this space is for entertainment purposes. Use at your own risk.
Love Potion
Safe Revenge Spell
Protection Spell
Four Thieves Vinegar(Hexing Agent)

Custom List: Help!

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:16:48 GMT

Help!

~~~Jinx~~~